The Explosive Marshmallow
The Explosive Marshmallow
By Josh Bauer
By Josh Bauer
Longitude is key
Longitude is key
It's a weapon of disguise
It's a weapon of disguise
And a method of attack
And a method of attack
If the temperature should rise
If the temperature should rise
They're relentless, unforgiving
They're relentless, unforgiving
'll hit you right between the eyes
'll hit you right between the eyes
For the moment no one's looking
For the moment no one's looking
Is the moment someone dies
Is the moment someone dies
Heat, combustion, fuel, expansion
Heat, combustion, fuel, expansion
It's a deadly arsenal
It's a deadly arsenal
One that's only utilized
One that's only utilized
By the explosive marshmallow
By the explosive marshmallow
Now why do they explode?
Now why do they explode?
Is there something we did wrong?
Is there something we did wrong?
No, the marshmallows just hate us
No, the marshmallows just hate us
And they wish that we were gone
And they wish that we were gone
After years of being torched,
After years of being torched,
Burnt to crisps, melted and fried
Burnt to crisps, melted and fried
And after years of being scorched
And after years of being scorched
Very few have since survived
Very few have since survived
Yet they muster up their courage
Yet they muster up their courage
And they keep their game on track
And they keep their game on track
For the people fear and tremble
For the people fear and tremble
When the marshmallows fight back
When the marshmallows fight back